FUNNY COMPUTER DEFINTIONS

KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere


ROM – Where the pope lives


SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear


CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in


BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern


BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick


DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers


CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited


ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test


MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food


TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker


DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer


HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos


SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch


SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year