DID YOU KNOW THIS

DID YOU KNOW THIS

Company Name Origin / Meaning …

1.Mercedes - Name of the daughter of the founder

2.Nokia - Name of city in Finland

3.Pepsi - Named from the digestive enzyme pepsi

4.Honda - From the name of its founder Soichiro Honda

5.Sony - from the Latin word'sonus'mean ing sound

|:: " Marriage Software Division" ::|

• This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst (Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as 'Boys Night' out 2.5' and 'Golf 5.3' no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected 'Saturday Rugby 6.3' always fails and 'Saturday Shopping 7.1' runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to 'Girlfriend 7.0', but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

• And This is what our analyst said:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME..EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding..
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as 'Flowers 2.0' and 'Chocolates 5.0' or 'HUGS\ KISSES 600.0' or 'TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0' or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1' (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install 'Secretary 2.1 ' (Short Skirt Version) or 'One Nightstand 3.2' (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES ! :) [^_^]

:> A R Y A  |  J A Y K E S H

Special symbols for facebook status

Besides the basic facebook symbols that can be used on facebook, there are also these special rare symbols that look really cool in your status update or in your about me box.

To use these symbols just copy and paste the ones you want into your status message updates, comments, wall posts, etc.

Some facebook symbols may not appear correctly on your computer if you don’t have the latest internet explorer or operating system.

What Happens in an Internet Minute.. ?

50 FUNNY COMPUTER QUOTES

EXCLUSIVE POST**** MUST READ

************50 FUNNY COMPUTER QUOTES*************

50. "Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

49. "Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

48. "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

47. Press any key to continue..or any other key to quit..

46. "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity."

45. "To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."

44. "Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."

LIFE BEFORE COMPUTER

                :: LIFE BEFORE COMPUTER ::

• -Window was a square hole in a room.
• 
  
• -Application was something written in paper.
• 
  
• -Mouse was an animal.
• 
  
• -Keyboard was a Piano.
• 
  
• -File was a important office material.
• 
  
• -Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.
• 
  
• -Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with glue.
• 
  
• -Web was spider's home.
• 
  
• -Virus was flu.
• 
  
• -Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
• 
  
• -We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done..!

BASIC NETWORKING [About Telnet]

Well, many people have asked me “how do i use Telenet”..”how do i use an outdial”. Well i have decided to write a very basic file on telenet and how to get around on the networks.

Well Telenet and others are PSN’s or (Packet Switching Networks) these nets are connected to many other networks around the world. You can do alot with just basic knowledge that i have (most of you will know this and way beyond what i know but some will benefit from it) i will start with some of the terms that are often used with these services.

STORAGE UNIT

           How far do u know.....?

• 1 Bit = Binary Digit
• 8 Bits = 1 Byte
• 1024 Bytes = 1 Kilobyte
• 1024 Kilobytes = 1 Megabyte
• 1024 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte
• 1024 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte
• 1024 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte
• 1024 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte
• 1024 Exabytes = 1 Zettabyte
• 1024 Zettabytes = 1 Yottabyte
• 1024Yottabytes = 1 Brontobyte
• 1024 Brontobytes = 1 Geopbyte
• 1024 Geopbyte=1 Saganbyte
• 1024 Saganbyte=1 Pijabyte
• Alphabyte = 1024 Pijabyte
• Kryatbyte = 1024 Alphabyte
• Amosbyte = 1024 Kryatbyte
• Pectrolbyte = 1024 Amosbyte
• Bolgerbyte = 1024 Pectrolbyte
• Sambobyte = 1024 Bolgerbyte
• Quesabyte = 1024 Sambobyte
• Kinsabyte = 1024 Quesabyte
• Rutherbyte = 1024 Kinsabyte
• Dubnibyte = 1024 Rutherbyte
• Seaborgbyte = 1024 Dubnibyte
• Bohrbyte = 1024 Seaborgbyte
• Hassiubyte = 1024 Bohrbyte
• Meitnerbyte = 1024 Hassiubyte
• Darmstadbyte = 1024 Meitnerbyte
• Roentbyte = 1024 Darmstadbyte
• Coperbyte = 1024 Roentbyte

Names for Powers of 10

    Know the names of the Power 10 which is really amazing. Enjoy the Interesting Facts of numbers list.

FLASH FILE OF DELHI MAP

Today I am going to post a flash file of Delhi Map. You Can Download this file and direct click on that file and search the place in Delhi where you want to go.

 

For Download Click on Delhi MAP::        DLEHI MAP

.....Enjoy

MS-Word Keyboard Shortcuts

MS-Word Keyboard Shortcuts:

• Ctrl + b : you can order your favorite file by this command
• ctrl + f : you can search for some word
• ctrl + s : save the work you've done
• ctrl + shift or right index makes the writing go to the left
• alt + f4 : is useful to close the windows
• alt + esc you can move from window to window
• alt + tab : is very useful if there are many windows open you can choose the required window
• alt + shift : switch between languages

MORSE CODE

MORSE CODE

By using Morse Code you can send a signal in a series of dots(.) and dashes(-). The signal can be send by sound are by flashing lights -a dash is 3 times as long a dot. There are five parts to the code: a dot(.), a dash(_), a short gap are pause (b/w latters), a medium gap (b/w words) and a long gap (b/w sentences).

 

 

 Link For TEXT TO MORSE CODE CONVERTER

:: CLICK HERE ::

Letters Of The Alphabet

LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET

Chinese 40-50,000
Japanese 18,000
Khmer/Cambodian 74
Hindi 52

Sanskrit 48
Cyrillic 33
Persian 32
spanish 29
Turkish 29
Arabic 28
German 27
Hebrew 27
English 26
French 26
Greek 24
Roman 23
Early Latin 21
Italian 21
Hawaiian 12
Rotokas(Solomon islands) 11

Website Address of All Universities [A to Z]

 Website Address of All Universities [A to Z]

(Research By Jaykesh Uttam)

A

Aligarh Muslim University (AMU) __________________www.amu.ac.in

All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS) ________www.aiims.edu/

Allahabad University (AU) ________________________www.allduniv.edu/

Alagappa University _____________________________www.aluniv.org/

Amaravati University _____________________________www.sgbau.ac.in/

Andra University________________________________ www.andhrauniversity.info/

Anna University, Chennai __________________________www.annauniv.edu

Annamalai University _____________________________www.annamalaiuniversity.ac.in/

Arunachal University ______________________________www.arunachaluniversity.ac.in/

Assam Administrative Staff College (AASC) ____________www.aasc.nic.in/

Assam University _________________________________www. assamuniversity.nic.in/

Why i Joined The IT..?

Why I Joined The IT........??

Reactions:
There are top 7 reasons why i joined the IT Field......

1) I hated sleep and lazness.
2) I had enjoyed my life enough and dont want more.
3) I couldn't live without tension and i need more.
4) I wanted to pay for my sins.
5) I dont love to my eyes
6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.
7) I wanted to take revenge on myself.

ACHIVEMENT OF JAYKESH UTTAM

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                                                   1ST  PRIZE IN EHTHICAL HACKING

 

  MERIT CERTIFICATION IN M.C.A. 3rd SEMESTER

 

FLIRTING WITH C PROGRAM

#include
#include
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady

Main()
{
Goto college;
Scanf("100%" ,&ladies);

If(lady ==Cute)
Line++;
While( !reply )
{

Printf("I Love U");
Scanf("100%" ,&reply);
}

If(reply == "GAALI")
Main();    /* go back and repeat the process*/

Else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
Exit(1);

Else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
Lover =Cute ;
Love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}

Goto restaurant;

Restaurant:
{
Food++;
Smile++;
Pay->money = lover->money;
Return(college) ;
}

If(time==2.30)

Goto cinema;

Cinema:
{
Watch++;
If(intermission)
{
Coke++;
Popcorn++;
}

FUNNY COMPUTER DEFINTIONS

KEYBOARD – Where you hang the keys to the John Deere


ROM – Where the pope lives


SCSI – What you call your week-old underwear


CHIP – Pasture muffins that you try not to step in


BAR CODE – Them’s the fight’n rules down at the local tavern


BUG – The reason you give for calling in sick


DIGITAL – The art of counting on your fingers


CRASH – When you go to Junior’s party uninvited


ONLINE – Where to stay when taking the sobriety test


MAC – Big Bubba’s favorite fast food


TERMINAL – Time to call the undertaker


DISKETTE – Female Disco dancer


HARDCOPY – Picture looked at when selecting tattoos


SCREEN – Helps keep the skeeters off the porch


SUPERCONDUCTOR – Amtrak’s Employee of the year

Acronymns...the real meanings

Acronymns...the real meanings


PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW - World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code"

TOLL FREE NUMBERS IN INDIA

TOLL FREE NUMBERS are special telephone numbers in which the called party is charged the cost of the calls. So the calling party, means we, do not lose any money while calling to these toll free numbers. Here is the list of such Toll Free Numbers used in India. Surely, this information will help you in your daily activities.

Airways

Indian Airlines - 1600 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1600 22 5522
Specked - 1600 180 3333

Automobiles

Mahindra Scorpio - 1600 22 6006
Maruti - 1600 111 515
Tata Motors - 1600 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1600 11 3636

Banks

ABN AMRO - 1600 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1600 44 6000
Citibank - 1600 44 2265
Corporatin Bank - 1600 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1600 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1600 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1600 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1600 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1600 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1600 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1600 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1600 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1600 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1600 122 222,  18001802222
State Bank of India - 1600 44 1955,  18002337933, 1800112211, 18004253800
Syndicate Bank - 1600 44 6655

Cell Phones

BenQ - 1600 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - 1600 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - 1600 11 1211
Nokia - 3030 3838, 180030303838
Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

Computers/IT

Adrenalin - 1600 444 445
AMD - 1600 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1600 444 683
Canon - 1600 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1600 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1600 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1600 424 1600
Dell - 1600 444 026, 18004254051
Epson - 1600 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1600 444 888
HCL - 1600 180 8080
IBM - 1600 443 333
Lexmark - 1600 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1600 33 4488
Microsoft - 1600 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1600 180 1104
Symantec - 1600 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1600 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1600 44 6446
Wipro - 1600 333 312
xerox - 1600 180 1225
Zenith - 1600 222 004
Couriers/Packers & Movers
ABT Courier - 1600 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1600 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1600 11 4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1600 21 4560
DHL - 1600 111 345
FedEx - 1600 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1600 113456
UPS - 1600 22 7171

Education

Edu Plus - 1600 444 000
Hindustan College - 1600 33 4438
NCERT - 1600 11 1265
Vellore Institute of Technology - 1600 441 555

Healthcare

Best on Health - 1600 11 8899
Dr Batras - 1600 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - 1600 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - 1600 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - 1600 22 5292
LifeCell - 1600 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - 1600 33 4420
Pfizer - 1600 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - 1600 11 45 46
Rudraksha - 1600 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - 1600 44 8383
VLCC - 1600 33 1262

Home Appliances

Aiwa/Sony - 1600 11 1188
Anchor Switches - 1600 22 7979
Blue Star - 1600 22 2200
Bose Audio - 1600 11 2673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1600 44 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - 1600 444 222
DishTV - 1600 12 3474
Faber Chimneys - 1600 21 4595
Godrej - 1600 22 5511
Grundfos Pumps - 1600 33 4555
LG - 1901 180 9999
Philips - 1600 22 4422
Samsung - 1600 113 444
Sanyo - 1600 11 0101
Voltas - 1600 33 4546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 160044 5432

Hotel Reservations

GRT Grand - 1600 44 5500
InterContinental Hotels Group - 1600 111 000
Marriott - 1600 22 0044
Sarovar Park Plaza - 1600 111 222
Taj Holidays - 1600 111 825

Insurance

AMP Sanmar - 1600 44 2200
Aviva - 1600 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - 1600 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - 160044 5544
HDFC Standard Life - 1600 227 227
LIC - 1600 33 4433
Max New York Life - 1600 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - 1600 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - 1600 22 9090

Mattresses

Kurl-on - 1600 44 0404
Sleepwell - 1600 11 2266
Investments/ Finance
CAMS - 1600 44 2267
Chola Mutual Fund - 1600 22 2300
Easy IPO's - 3030 5757
Fidelity Investments - 1600 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - 1600 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - 1600 22 0004
Kotak Mutual Fund - 1600 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - 1600 44 0005
SBI Mutual Fund - 1600 22 3040
Sharekhan - 1600 22 7500
Tata Mutual Fund - 1600 22 0101

Paints

Asian Paints Home Solutions - 1600 22 5678
Berger Paints Home Decor - 1600 33 8800

Teleshopping

Asian Sky Shop - 1600 22 1600
Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1600 11 5225
Tele Brands - 1600 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - 1600 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - 1600 220 777

Travel

Club Mahindra Holidays - 1600 33 4539
Cox & Kings - 1600 22 1235
God TV Tours - 1600 442 777
Kerala Tourism - 1600 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1600 44 5030
Raj Travels & Tours - 1600 22 9900
Sita Tours - 1600 111 911
SOTC Tours - 1600 22 3344

UPS

APC - 1600 44 4272
Numeric - 1600 44 3266

Others

Consumer Helpline - 1600 11 4000
L'Oreal, GARNIeR - 1600 223 000
KONE Elevator - 1600 444 666
Indane - 1600 44 51 15
Aavin - 1600 44 3300
Pedigree - 1600 11 2121
Kodak India - 1600 22 8877
Domino's Pizza - 1600 111 123
World Vision India - 1600 444 550
Telecom Monitoring Cell - 1600 110 420