Showing posts with label Poems and Sher-O-Shayri. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poems and Sher-O-Shayri. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

|:: " Marriage Software Division" ::|


  • This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst (Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as 'Boys Night' out 2.5' and 'Golf 5.3' no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected 'Saturday Rugby 6.3' always fails and 'Saturday Shopping 7.1' runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to 'Girlfriend 7.0', but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?


  • And This is what our analyst said:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME..EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding..
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as 'Flowers 2.0' and 'Chocolates 5.0' or 'HUGS\ KISSES 600.0' or 'TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0' or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1' (if Child processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install 'Secretary 2.1 ' (Short Skirt Version) or 'One Nightstand 3.2' (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES ! :) [^_^]

:> A R Y A  |  J A Y K E S H

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

:::FACEBOOK POEM:::


:::FACEBOOK POEM:::

Facebook sa face hai tera, Google si hai aankhein
Enter kar ke search karu to, bus Mujhe hi taake
Rediff jaise Laal gaal tere, Hotmail se honth
Balkha ke chalti hai jab tu, Lage jigar pe chot
Surahi dar gardan Teri, Lagti ho Gmail
Apne dil ke internet pe, Padh mera email;

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

50 FUNNY COMPUTER QUOTES


EXCLUSIVE POST**** MUST READ


************50 FUNNY COMPUTER QUOTES*************

50. "Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

49. "Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

48. "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

47. Press any key to continue..or any other key to quit..

46. "Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity."

45. "To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."

44. "Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Why i Joined The IT..?

Why I Joined The IT........??

Reactions:
There are top 7 reasons why i joined the IT Field......

1) I hated sleep and lazness.
2) I had enjoyed my life enough and dont want more.
3) I couldn't live without tension and i need more.
4) I wanted to pay for my sins.
5) I dont love to my eyes
6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.
7) I wanted to take revenge on myself.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Its Very Nice Experience Of College Days


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Its very nice experience of College Days,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just Read





1. On being Late:


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>"Kab shuru hui class?"


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>"Attendance ho gayi kya??"


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>"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"


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>"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya


>padaya tha isne"


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>"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse


>likhunga......."


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>" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"


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>"wo bhi iss class ke liye "


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>2. During the lecture:


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>"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is


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>........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."


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>"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."


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>"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"


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>"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Priya kya lag rahi hai aaj........"


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>"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"


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>"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."


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>"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."


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>"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"


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>3. Lab:


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>"Expt. 2 likha??"


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>"last time tu aaya the kya?""


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>"Karna kya hai??"


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>"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"


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>"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata


>hai...."


>


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>4. Sessionals Test:


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>"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "


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>"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya


>hoga...."


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>"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi


>aaya to mein pakka fail...."


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>After test......






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>"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen






>chalega..." SAHI !!


>


>


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>5. For attendance


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>"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "


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>"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"


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>"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya


>faida hua....."


>


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>6. Late submission of assignments:


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>" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein


>submit kar dena"


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>"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"


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>"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "


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>7 . After exam:


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>"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt...


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>"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"


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>"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......


>Gaya..........fail pakka......."


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>"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh


>kar......"






>


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>8 . VIVA (b4 exam):


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>"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"


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>"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."


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>"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."


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>"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak


>preparation nahi hui hai"


>


>


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>9 . Submission:


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>"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"


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>"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"


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>"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"


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>"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."


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>"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"


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>


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>10 .Copying Assignments:


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>"Ye tune kya likha hai????"


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>(The best one)


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>"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha


>hai uska drawing nikal"


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>"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"


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>" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."


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>"Koi hint........"


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>"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"


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>


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>12. Exam:


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>"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai


>woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!


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>"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"


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>"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"


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>"tere paas is ke notes hai??"


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>"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"


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>"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks


the story)"


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>"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE


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>"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"


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>"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."


>I AGREE !! !!


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>This one is dedicated to all my friends:


>


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>"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai


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>Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.


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>kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain


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>kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.


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>abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai


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>Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.


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>Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai


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>exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,


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>college ke paas wo BC ki yaad aati hai


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>tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.


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>Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.


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>Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.


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>Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai


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>bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.


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>bas ek bar aur


>


>wapas lautne ka man karta hai."










Bas yaadein hi rahi jati hai....................
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Sunday, April 10, 2011

ZINDGI ME ALWAYS KHUSH RAHO

Zindagi hai choti , har pal mein khush raho...

Office me khush reho, ghar mein khush raho..

Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho, 


Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho..

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho..

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho..

Jisse dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...

Jisse paa nahi sakte uske yaad mein hi khush raho 


MBA karne ka socha tha, S/W mein hi khush raho...

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho..

Beeta hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meeti yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho..

Aane wale pal ka pata nahi..sapno mein hi khush raho..

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho..


Zindagi hai choti , har pal main khush raho.....

"Zindgi - The undefined magic of GOD"

              "Zindgi - The undefined magic of GOD"


Koi kehta hai pyar hai, koi kehta hai takraar hai.
Koi kehta hai khushiyo ka ambaar hai.
Toh kisi ke liye bus dukho ki bahaar hai Zindgi.

Agar socho toh bachhpan me Maa ka pyar hai Zindgi,
Agar mehsus kar toh jawani ka haar hai Zindgi.
Umar dhalne par apno ka dulaar hai Zindgi.
Aur dafnane ke baad, Yaadon ka bacha hua sansaar hai Zindgi.

Jisne pa liya hai dil mein basa pyar,
Uske liye khushiyon ka paigaam hai Zindgi.
Aur jise na mila apne man ka meet,

Uske liye Tanhaai ki shaam hai Zindgi.
Jo dooba hai tanha aashkon mein,
Uske liye ashkon ki barsaat hai Zindgi.

Aur jo bhatak raha hai akela apne sansaar mein,
Uske liye sanaate ki ek aur raat hai Zindgi.

Jinhone haar maan li hai musibaton se,
Unke liye ek bhaar hai Zindgi.
Aur jinhone ladna sikh liya hai musibaton se,
Unke liye safaltao ki bahaar hai Zindgi.

Par bhala koi lafzon me baandh paaya hai Zindgi ko,
Ye toh bus apna-apna andaaz hai isey bahan karne ka.
Har pal mein Pyar hai, har pal mein Khushi

Kho do to yaadein hai, Jee lo to Zindagi...

Monday, August 23, 2010

Pain from Heart

              "Dard-e-Tanhayi"


Kya Milega Tujhe Bekhwaab Khayalon Ke Siwa
Ret Par Chand Ki Tasweer Bana Ney Wale !!

dekhi hai us ki ankh main pehli dafa nami
yun lag raha jaise samander udaas hai !!

" Uss" se ek baar to roothun Main, Ussi ki tarha
Aur Meri tarha se " Woh " Mujh ko manaane Aaye !!

Taqdeer banane waale, Tune Kami na ki
Ab kis ko kya mila, Ye muqaddar ki baat hai !!

kaise keh doon tumse hamein mohabbat nahi
munh se nikla jhooth ek din aankho se pakda jayega

Tanha Ho Gaye hai Is Raat Ki Gehrai Me,
Neend Bhi Jakar So Gayi Kahi Tanhai Me.. !!

main hoon kay aik pal ki bhi fursat nahi mujhay
wo hai kay aik umer say bekaar mujh main hai

suna hai jab se tay hote hain rishte aasmaano mein;
wo pagli ..ungliyon se roz-o-shab baadal banaati hai...

Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai ..aur kuch nahi
Pyar kahti hai duniya jise,ek rangeen dhokha hai .. aur kuch nahi !!

Sirf aik hi shakhs ki khatir mujhe barbaad na kar...
Roz rotay hue ye kehti ha zindagi mujh sy...!!!

Insaan Hoon Dhadakte Huye Dil Par Haath Rakh
Yun Doob Kar Na Dekh Samandar Nahi Hoon Main..

Dukho ki barish ho zindagi, toh dil ko sitara banaye kaisey,
Zindagi har mod par rulaaye, toh muskuraye kaise.. !!

badi der tak ek shaks intezaar karta raha,
shayad kisi ki talaash thi usko.. !!

Dubne Ko Samander me jaaye Kahan dost,
Unki Palkon se tapka wo pani kaafi hai.. !!

Saleeka ho agar bheegi aankhon ko padne ka,
to behte hue aansu bhi aksar baat karte hai !!

Haath thame rakhne ki aadat naa hoti toh
haath chhut jane kaa darr bhi naa hota....

tumhe bhulne ke liye mujhe bas 1 pal chahiye,
wo pal jisko log "maut" kehte hai.. !!

Tut jaate hai bikhar jaate hai kaanch ke ghar me muqadar apne,
ajnabi toh sada pyar se milte hai bas bhul jaate hai toh sirf apne..!!

sapne tod ke sab kuch khoya hai ,
aur wo kehte hai tumhe kuch paane ki chah na thi.. !!

itna roye hai hum tujhe paane ki chahat me,
ki ab paani kam samundar zyada lagta hai.. !!

unse milne ki tammana me aaj tak intezaar me baithe hai,
kisi se kehte suna tha ki id ke din chand nikalta hai.. !!

pattharon ko chand kahna bhi aata hai, har kali ko gulab kahna bhi aata hai....
mat khel is dil se...... hume patthar me thokar marna bhi aata hai...

Ye tanhapan ye bewashi ye gumzada haalat;
dil mein to aata hai k yaar khudkushi ker lein.

Ab main samjha uski chamakti ankhoon ka raaz
Woh rota nahi hai aansuon ko qaid kar laita hai

gam-e-izhaar hum unse karte nai,
darte hai kahin wo isko bhi mazaak me na uda de

waah re khuda,___________________________________!!!
kaisi teri khudaayi,________________________________!!!
dil toh diya tune, _________________________________!!!
bas usko dena bhul gaya__________________________!!!

Monday, July 5, 2010

8 best moments in life.

1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.

2>
Thinking your love with tears.

3>
Looking old photos & smiling.

4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends

5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.

6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.

7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.

8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

Wish u all such gr8 moments!

Have a wonderful life!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Tujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Mein

Tujhe bhoolne ki koshish mein,
Jab dil ye zid pe aa gaya,
Main aankh moond ke baith gaya,
Tu khayaal pe phir chaa gayi…
Ye dhadkan kahin ruk jaaye naa,
Meri nabz Thehr naa jaaye kahin,
Tune Waqt kiya mera lamha lamha,
Magar maut ko aasaan bana gayi…
Meri har daleel ko kiya ansuni,
Meri fariyaad bhi to suni nahin,
Main Hairaan hu, haa Kuch Pareshaan hu,
Aisa Faislaa tu mujhe suna gayi…
Mujhe chaand ki kabhi talab na thi,
Mujhe suraj ki bhi fikar nahi,
Bas aankh kholna hi chahte the ham,
Magar Tu roshni hi bujha gayi…
Beshak bhoolna tujhe chaha bahut,
Hans kar kabhi, ro kar kabhi,
De kar ye aansuon ki saugaat mujhe,
Tu daaman apna bacha gayi

Wo Kidhar Gya….Wo Kidhar Gya

Wo Kidhar Gaya….Wo Kidhar Gaya
Tera Dard Tha Teri Yaad Thi….
Main Jidhar Raha Main Jidhar Gaya…
Mera Din To Yunhi Guzar Gaya….
Is Abar Ka Mere Yaar Se…
Bara Milta Julta Mizaj Tha…
Kabhi Toot Kar Baras Gaya….
Kabhi Be-rukhi Se Guzar Gaya…
Jab Chor Dunga Main wo Gali…
use Yaad Aegi Tab Meri
Mujhe Dhoondegi wo Gali Gali…
To Khabar Mile Gi Main Mar Gaya…
Abhi Tang Hai Mere Naam Se…
Mere Baad Raah Main Dostoon…
Wo Tumhi Ko Rok Rok k Puchegi…
Wo Kidhar Gaya?????
Wo Kidhar Gaya?????

Dosti…

Dosti… Dosti Sagar Ke Do Kinare Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Cahlte Hai Dosti Dhup Or Chanv Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Dhalte Hai Dosti Chand Or Sitare Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Najar Aate Hai Dosti Hawa Or Patte Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Udate Hai Dosti Palak Or Khwab Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Rahte Hai Dosti Dhadkan Or Juban Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Kahte Hai Dosti Hakikat Or Vishwas Hai
Jo Hamesha Sath Sath Bante Hai Dosti Seepee Or Moti Hai
Jo Bahut Mushkil Se Milte Hai Dekhate Hai Aapko Kitani Pasand Aati Hai Hamari Dosti

LOVE POEMS


A special world for you and me, A special bond one can’t see,
It wraps us up in its cocoon, And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold, Gently nestling us to the fold,
Like silken thread it holds us fast, Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong.
In a special world, Where we belong.

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I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

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Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my love forever.
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

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The fountains mingle with the river, And the rivers with the ocean,
The winds of heaven mix forever with a sweet emotion;
Nothing in the world in single; All things by law divine
In one another’s being mingle; ----
Why not I with tine?

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Love Quote
1. If you have it (love), you don’t need to have anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have. –Sir James M. Barrie
2. There is no instinct like that of the heart. – Lord Byron
3. All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.
4. In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing. – Mignon McLaughlin

11 Lesson In Life By Arya

11 Lesson In Life
[POSTED BY- JAYKESH UTTAM "ARYA"]

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you. Only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.

4. It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it. But it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, and hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

6. Don’t go for looks; they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other’s shoes. If you feel that it hurts you. It probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live your life so that when you die. You’re the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Hanuman Chalisa

JAI HANUMAN GYAN GUN SAGAR JAI KAPISH TUHI LOK UJAGAR"
SEND THIS "HANUMAN CHALISA"
TO 10 PERSON .
YOUR FINANCIAL POSITION WILL IMPROVE IN 8 HOURS. !!!!!!!!!!
101% GURANTEE,
BUT IF YOU CAN'T SEND THIS "HANUMAN CHALISA"YOUR BAD LUCK WILL START ON NEXT WEEK TO 10 YEARS PLZ SEND NOW!!

EXCEPT ME
Shree Guru Charan Saroj Raj, Nij Man Mukar Sudhari,
Barnau Raghuvar Bimal Jasu, Jo dayaku Phal Chair

With the dust of Guru's Lotus feet, I clean the mirror of my mind and then
Narrate the sacred glory of Sri Ram Chandra, The Supereme among the Raghu
Dynasty. The giver of the four attainments of life.

Budhi heen Tanu Janike, Sumirow, Pavan Kumar,
Bal Buddhi Vidya Dehu Mohi, Harahu Kalesh Bikaar

Knowing myself to be ignorent, I urge you, O Hanuman, The son of Pavan! O
Lord! Kindly Bestow on me strength, wisdom and knowledge, removing all my
Miseries and blemishes.

Jai Hanuman Gyan Guna Sagar
Jai Kipis Tihun Lok Ujgaar

Victory of Thee, O Hanuman, Ocean of wisdom and virtue, victory to the Lord of
Monkeys who is well known in all the three worlds

Ramdoot Atulit Bal Dhamaa,
Anjani Putra Pavansut naamaa.

You, the Divine messager of Ram and repository of immeasurable strength, are also
Known as Anjaniputra and known as the son of the wind - Pavanputra.

Mahebeer Bikram Bajrangi,
Kumati Nivaar Sumati Ke Sangi.

Oh Hanumanji! You are valiant and brave, with a body like lightening. You are the
Dispeller of darkness of evil thoughts and companion of good sense and wisdom.

Kanchan Baran Biraaj Subesaa,
Kanan kundal kunchit kesa.

Shri Hanumanji's physique is golden coloured. His dress is pretty, wearing
'Kundals' ear-rings and his hairs are long and curly.

Hath Bajra Aur Dhvaja Birjai,
Kandhe Moonj Janeu saage.

Shri Hanumanji is holding in one hand a lighting bolt and in the other a banner
With sacred thread across his shoulder.

Shankar Suvna Kesari Nandan,
Tej Pratap Maha Jag Vandan.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the emanation of 'SHIVA' and you delight Shri Keshri.
Being ever effulgent, you and hold vast sway over the universe. The entire
World proptiates. You are adorable of all.

Vidyavaan Guni Ati Chatur,
Ram Kaj Karibe Ko Atur

Oh! Shri Hanumanji! You are the repository learning, virtuous, very wise and
Highly keen to do the work of Shri Ram,
Prabhu Charittra Sunibe Ko Rasiya,
Ram Lakhan Sita man basyia.

You are intensely greedy for listening to the naration of Lord Ram's lifestory and
Revel on its enjoyment. You ever dwell in the hearts of Shri Ram-Sita and Shri Lakshman.
Sukshma roop Dhari Siyahi Dikhwana,
Bikat roop Dhari Lank Jarawa

You appeared beofre Sita in a diminutive form and spoke to her, while you
Assumed an awesome form and struck terror by setting Lanka on fire.

Bhim roop Dhari Asur Sanhare,
Ramchandra Ke kaaj Savare.

He, with his terrible form, killed demons in Lanka and performed all acts of Shri
Ram.
Laye Sajivan Lakhan Jiyaye,
Shri Raghubir harashi ur laye.

When Hanumanji made Lakshman alive after bringing 'Sanjivni herb' Shri Ram
Took him in his deep embrace, his heart full of joy.

Raghupati Kinhi Bahut Badaai,
Tum Mama Priya Bharat Sam Bahi.

Shri Ram lustily extolled Hanumanji's excellence and remarked, "you are as dear
To me as my own brother Bharat"

Sahastra Badan Tumharo Jas Gaave,
Asa kahi Shripati Kanth Laagave.

Shri Ram embraced Hanumanji saying:
"Let the thousand - tongued sheshnaag sing your glories"

Sankadik Brahmadi Muneesa,
Narad Sarad Sahit Aheesa

Sanak and the sages, saints. Lord Brahma, the great hermits Narad and
Goddess Saraswati along with Sheshnag the cosmic serpent, fail to sing the
Glories of Hanumanji exactly

Jam Kuber Digpal Jahan Te,
Kabi Kabid Kahin Sake Kahan Te

What to talk of denizens of the earth like poets and scholars ones etc even Gods
Like Yamraj, Kuber, and Digpal fail to narrate Hanman's greatness in toto.

Tum Upkar Sugrivahi Keenha,
Ram Miali Rajpad Deenha

Hanumanji! You rendered a great service for Sugriva, It were you who united
Him with SHRI RAM and installed him on the Royal Throne.

Tumharo Mantro Bibhishan Maana,
Lankeshwar Bhaye Sab Jag Jaana.

By heeding your advice. Vibhushan became Lord of Lanka, which is known all
Over the universe.

Juug Sahastra Jojan Par Bhaanu,
Leelyo Taahi Madhur Phal Jaanu

Hanumanji gulped, the SUN at distance of sixteen thousand miles considering
It to be a sweet fruit.

Prabhu Mudrika Meli Mukha Maaheen,
Jaladhi Langhi Gaye Acharaj Naheen.

Carrying the Lord's ring in his mouth, he went across the ocean. There is no
wonder in that.

Durgam Kaaj Jagat Ke Jeete,
Sugam Anugrah Tumhre Te Te.

Oh Hanumanji! all the difficult tasks in the world are rendered easiest by your
grace.
Ram Duware Tum Rakhavare,
Hot Na Aagya Bin Paisare.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the sentinel at the door of Ram's mercy mansion or His
divine abode. No one may enter without your permission.

Sab Sukh Lahen Tumhari Sarna,
Tum Rakshak Kaahu Ko Darnaa.

By your grace one can enjoy all happiness and one need not have any fear under
your protection.

Aapan Tej Samharo Aapei,
Tanau Lok Hank Te Kanpei

When you roar all the three worlds tremble and only you can control your might.

Bhoot Pisaach Nikat Nahi Avei,
Mahabir Jab Naam Sunavei.

Great Brave on. Hanumanji's name keeps all the Ghosts, Demons & evils spirits
away from his devotees.

Nasei Rog Hare Sab Peera,
Japat Niranter Hanumant Beera

On reciting Hanumanji's holy name regularly all the maladies perish the entire
pain disappears.

Sankat Te Hanuman Chhudavei,
Man Kram Bachan Dhyan Jo Lavei.

Those who rembember Hanumanji in thought, word and deed are well guarded
against their odds in life.

Sub Par Ram Tapasvee Raaja,
Tinke Kaaj Sakal Tum Saaja

Oh Hanumanji! You are the caretaker of even Lord Rama, who has been hailed as
the Supreme Lord and the Monarch of all those devoted in penances.

Aur Manorath Jo Koi Lave,
Soi Amit Jivan Phal Pave.

Oh Hanumanji! You fulfill the desires of those who come to you and bestow
the eternal nectar the highest fruit of life.

Charo Juung Partap Tumhara,
Hai Parsiddha Jagat Ujiyara.

Oh Hanumanji! You magnificent glory is acclaimed far and wide all through the
four ages and your fame is radianlty noted all over the cosmos.

Sadho Sant Ke Tum Rakhvare,
Asur Nikandan Ram Dulare.

Oh Hanumanji! You are the saviour and the guardian angel of saints and sages
and destroy all the Demons, you are the seraphic darling of Shri Ram.

Ashta Siddhi Nau Nidhi Ke Data,
Asa Bar Din Janki Mata.

Hanumanji has been blessed with mother Janki to grant to any one any YOGIC
power of eight Sidhis and Nava Nidhis as per choice.

Ram Rasayan Tumhare Pasa,
Sadaa Raho Raghupati Ke Dasa.

Oh Hanumanji! You hold the essence of devotion to RAM, always remaining His
Servant.

Tumhare Bhajan Ramko Pavei.
Janam Janam Ke Dukh Bisravei.

Oh Hanumanji! through devotion to you, one comes to RAM and becames free
from suffering of several lives.

Anta Kaal Raghubar Pur Jai,
Jahan Janma Hari Bhakta Kahai.

After death he enters the eternal abode of Sri Ram and remains a devotee of
him, whenever, taking new birth on earth.

Aur Devata Chitt Na Dharai,
Hanumant Sei Sarva Sukh Karai

You need not hold any other demigod in mind. Hanumanji alone will give all
happiness.

Sankat Kate Mitey Sab Peera,
Jo Sumirei Hanumant Balbeera

Oh Powerful Hanumanji! You end the sufferings and remove all the pain from
those who remember you.

Jai Jai Jai Hanuman Gosai
Kripa Karahu Gurudev Ki Naiee

Hail-Hail-Hail- Lord Hanumanji! I beseech you Honour to bless me in the
capacity of my supreme 'GURU' (teacher).

Jo Sat Baar Paath Kar Koi,
Chhutahi Bandi Maha Sukh Hoi.

One who recites this Hanuman Chalisa one hundred times daily for one hundred
days becames free from the bondage of life and death and ejoys the highest
bliss at last.

Jo Yah Padhe Hanuman Chalisa,
Hoy Siddhi Sakhi Gaurisa

As Lord Shankar witnesses, all those who recite Hanuman Chalisa regularly are
sure to be benedicted

Tulsidas Sada Hari Chera,
Keeje Nath Hriday Mah Dera.

Tulsidas always the servant of Lord prays. "Oh my Lord! You enshrine within my
heart.!
Chopai
Pavan Tanay Sankat Haran , Mangal Murti Roop.
Ram Lakhan Sita Sahit, Hriday Basahu Sur Bhoop.

O Shri Hanuman, The Son of Pavan, Saviour The Embodiment of
blessings, reside in my heart together with Shri Ram, Laxman and Sita .

BY- JAYKESH UTTAM "ARYA"

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