Friday, January 28, 2011

LOOT MAAR SOFTWARES

Gabbar sends Kaaliaand two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.


They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".


Thakur [with anger]:"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."


Kaalia:"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"


Thakur:"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."


Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.


Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."


Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."


Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia,Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...


Gabbar:"Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."


Gabbar:"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."


[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"


Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."


Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai...ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"


Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!

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