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Its very nice experience of College Days,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,just Read
1. On being Late:
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>"Kab shuru hui class?"
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>"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
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>"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
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>"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
>padaya tha isne"
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>"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
>likhunga......."
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>" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
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>"wo bhi iss class ke liye "
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>2. During the lecture:
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>"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is
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>........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."
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>"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
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>"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
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>"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Priya kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
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>"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"
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>"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."
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>"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."
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>"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
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>3. Lab:
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>"Expt. 2 likha??"
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>"last time tu aaya the kya?""
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>"Karna kya hai??"
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>"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"
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>"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
>hai...."
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>4. Sessionals Test:
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>"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
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>"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
>hoga...."
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>"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
>aaya to mein pakka fail...."
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>After test......
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>"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
>chalega..." SAHI !!
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>5. For attendance
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>"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
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>"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
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>"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
>faida hua....."
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>6. Late submission of assignments:
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>" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
>submit kar dena"
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>"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
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>"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "
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>7 . After exam:
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>"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt...
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>"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"
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>"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
>Gaya..........fail pakka......."
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>"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
>kar......"
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>8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
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>"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
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>"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."
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>"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
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>"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
>preparation nahi hui hai"
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>9 . Submission:
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>"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
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>"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"
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>"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
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>"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."
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>"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
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>10 .Copying Assignments:
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>"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
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>(The best one)
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>"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
>hai uska drawing nikal"
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>"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
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>" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
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>"Koi hint........"
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>"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"
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>12. Exam:
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>"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
>woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
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>"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"
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>"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
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>"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
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>"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"
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>"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"
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>"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE
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>"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"
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>"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."
>I AGREE !! !!
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>This one is dedicated to all my friends:
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>"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
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>Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.
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>kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
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>kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.
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>abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
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>Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.
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>Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai
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>exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,
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>college ke paas wo BC ki yaad aati hai
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>tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.
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>Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
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>Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.
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>Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
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>bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.
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>bas ek bar aur
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>wapas lautne ka man karta hai."
Bas yaadein hi rahi jati hai....................
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